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Lionel Richie & Shania Twain, Framed

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This week, our guests are Lionel Richie and Shania Twain -- titans, both! -- and their great new song, "Endless Love." Yes, Lionel's going "country"-- like Bon Jovi did recently in a brilliant attempt at relevance -- and he managed to rope in Ms. Twain for this tune.

His forthcoming album will feature more duets with country artists, so just think: we'll be able to do this over and over again! Because there is a God!

Please kick back and enjoy the video and captions and join us again next week, when we bring geography to the world of funny captions.

There's no stoppin' us now!

1 -- "What's that, Mr. President? Well, I wouldn't call Clint Eastwood a consummate hack."

2 -- Sadly, Ann Coulter was a week late for the special election day Framed!

3 -- "If only I could master important skills easily, at my pace, in the comfort of my home! If only there was a Video Professor!"

4 -- Realizing she was in a blog, Shania decided to comment on a post!

5 -- "Is it me you're looking for? I would suggest it is."

6 -- "To satisfy me? Like this."

7 -- "Me? Pretty much like this."

8 -- "I implore thee, mine Country Icon. Grant me Nashville cred and all I have shall be yours!"

9 -- "And now to settle a few scores with some dogies."

10 -- "Dammit! When will those people stop their party? Or Karamu? Or fiesta? Or whatever it is? Yo, man tryin' to git some sleep here!"

11 -- The animals agreed! This "paying homage to Flipper" stuff was out of hand!

25 -- "Sure, Shania. That was way better than Diana Ross. You bet. No doubt about it."

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